DIRTy girLS

witch's tit

blow joB
 

thREE doLLAr hoOKER

how dirty girls get drunk.

sOoo...

i have an idea.

actually i had an idea a while ago, and now i am resurrecting it, and making it happen.

soooo im gonna make this Cocktail recipe book, a shot book. and im gonna call it 'how dirty girls get drunk' or if i can think of something classier later on..ill go with that.

but the shots im thinking are like, redheaded slut, dirty girl scout, slippery nipple, bikini line--or sex on the beach, dirty hooker, clit-licking cowgirl..altho..thats kinda dirty sounding...blow job..witches tit...fuck theres a ton more..but thats just what ive been working on so far..anyyyway. 

theyre gonna be allll illustrated out..like cute 'city-girl' looking illustrationss...ahhahah ill upload some shots if i can.... :D

 

keeeeeep in mind none of them are finished and they have so much work to do still..but these are just what ive done today...

i have to go to bed..i have class in a few hours. YUck. i'll write more tomorrowwww..

I don't think I ever met you, but I see you're name everywhere.

..thats what this kid wrote on my facebook wall today. made me feel kinda special :)

hahahha

anywaaay, i went to the doctor today. 

i have a kidney infection. ouchiEE. it sucks so bad...

well i dont know for sure i guess if i have one, the last thing the doctor said to me...was, 'kady just remember theres a chance for a possible mis-diagnosis...) i'm sure the look on my face at this point included pure anger, slight confusion, and that look i get when i just wanna beat a stupid person's ass.  what a damn loser he was.

speaking of ass...i got a shot in mine today, and it is so painful, i now know how shitty that is, and apologize if i have ever laughed at you for getting a shot in yours.  

so i have an idea for my self promotional piece for my advanced graphic design class.

my theme is gonna be my hair, now find similarities between my hair and good design, put them together in a cohesive badass project with a cool layout and a matching theme, and i got myself (in theory) one badass self promo project.  I was thinking, my hair --its unique, its out of the ordinary, it stands out from the crowd, its fresh, its new, its fun, it varies, it can change quickly -- curly or straight. now think my design, its HOTT, it has variety, its impressive, it stands out from the crowd, its fresh, its stylized. its a pretty perfect connection between the two things and i have some cool ideas...

also another idea i was thinking of was lining up like a line of 5 barbies. (think panic at the disco cover for A Fever You Cant Sweat Out .)   Anyway.   4 of the barbies will be wearing pink with similar blonde hair and makeup, all looking off into a direction. The forth barbie in the row is gonna have MY hair, and my different makeup and a different style clothes. my barbie is not the average barbie, she doesnt blend into the woodwork, and neither my personality, or my artwork. The KadyBarbie is gonna be lookin either rite at the viewer, or else off to the side.  My color theme is hott pink, black, white. very sleek, no drop shadows or anything, just flat colors. 

i can totally see it in my mind...

ahhhh i cant wait to get started on it....i just have more shit i need to do besides all of this. ahhaha

hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

25 interesting things about ya girrrLLL

i'll prolly add more later in another post.

1. i get stressed out at 4-way stops...even when i'm the only one stopped

2. i can see 14 coke cans or bottles within eyeshot. i know for a fact theres more in the drawers under my bed, in the cushions of my futon, and inside my laundry hamper.

3. i laugh a lot...and i have one for every occasion. my nervous laugh...the sarcastic one..the flirty giggle...the oMG-I'm-about-to-get-tickled-and-theres-nothing-i-can-do....the Rollercoaster [where i get way too excited, and then trail off in embarrassment]...the ROAr; featuring three seconds of absolute silence followed by an earth-shattering, high-pitch, tears rolling down my face, and cramps in my stomach-laugh that will prolly leave u speechless, or laughing urself...

4. i cant remember the last time my bedsheets covered all four corners of my bed...and i dont even care..

5. i need approximately 4 hours of sleep to fully function for 48 hours.

6. ill stop dead in my tracks for Sham-Wow commercials, and nothing will get in my way. you followin me camera guy??

7. i love doing my makeup. i get a little buzz everytime my eyeshadow looks hott.

8. i'll eat sgettio's rite out of the can...if i warm them up, then something is seriously wrong.

9. i get made fun of for this all the time, but i cry over music all the time. not cuz the song is touching, but because it made me feel so good.

10. i dont like people telling me what to do. im not rebellious or rude, ive just learned what works for me. and if i ask for help, you'll know i really need it.

11. i think the only person i could count on and trust with anything and everything is my brother. he is so genuine and i hate that i'm not like him sometimes.

12. i dont care if you hate fall out boy, or hate me for loving them..their songs will never get old, and i think they'll always be my favorite.

13. i love myself. i love my dimples. my eyes. my voice. my artistic talent. my hair. my personality. my ability to pick out the best of the best in people.....and thats not a bad thing.

14. i know i'll get 2 tumors someday--growing near each of my temples and stretching down to my ears...thankyou AT&T for giving me cell phone radiation cancer. i smell a lawsuit...

15. my grandpa letterman has probly made the biggest impact on my life. when i screw up, or when i'm about to--i always remember that i want to make him proud of me. i wish i could express how special he is to me. my grandma letterman has always been the first one to save me--shes the love of my life.

16. i'm really easy to talk to. i love talking to people i dont know, and digging deep to see what they're all about...[the reason i love being a waitress...bavarian inns the reason i hate it]

17. i have a sick photographic memory and i use it a billion times a day. you want me to explain something to u? good luck deciphering it. i'll draw you a picture, instead.

18. i love watching my sister grow up. i always catch myself daydreaming about how pretty and outgoing she is gonna be someday.

19. im notoriously known for kicking snowboogers off my car (and probably yours). I won't stop until theyre completely gone--even if that means breaking all ten of my toes...

20. one of the best feelings imaginable is getting so tangled up in my artwork, [physically and emotionally] that my eyes are burning, my hands are sore, thinking "i want to sleep--but i just thought of something else to do"...its so seriously rewarding, and i wouldn't trade it for the world.

21. the best friends in the world are the ones u can go forever without talking to and nothing changes, and when you need her she's rite there beside you just like she never left. contrary to popular belief --its not about reassuring each other that ur best friends---its way deeper than that.

22. i know im gonna be so happy, successful, and loved somedaY. good things come to those who wait.

23. i sleep with the windows open in the dead of winter...and im the crazy one that messes with the thermostat when ur not looking...i'll unroll the windows in the car no matter how cold it is outside, and turn every possible heating device away from me because i cant stand hot air on/near/around my face. AHAHHAHA.

24. i have the best, hottest, most absolutely perfect babynames for my unborns... -- i have a list...that you will not see because if somebody steals any of them, i'll prolly go to jail for manslaughter/murder.

25. i cant think of one thing i regret doing. and dont try to make me. :P everything ive done has made me a better person, it just took me some time to realize it.

its my belief that my big balls should be held everynight.

ughhhh i love ac/dc. 

anyway. so im gonna try to blog my ass off from now on.  ((i've been putting this off for a while now--thanks ryan seaford for making ur blog and reminding me that i have to do this))

my cell phone is ready to take another shit. its the 5th fucking time i've had this phone. something is SERIOUSLY wrong with me because i talk on the phone soooo freaking much. but its like i NEED to do it. its baddd

anywaaay i really love Balthus rite now. i think in a lot of ways his paintings are what i wish i could do. i love the way he plays tricks with peoples minds, and they dont even realize it at first. its like he plays with the morality of peoples minds--making them see things they don't want to accept. and he has all these motifs and symbols that show up time and time and time again in his paintings. its so sexual tho, its like overwhelming. you get these images of young girls who are stuck in adolescence or on the verge of womanhood--its like, you dont wanna look at them like theyre women but theyre forcing you to because they're changing sexually and know that you're looking at them. theyre all exhibitionists and force you to be the voyeur. you end up being so inquisitive about them, and what theyre thinking. its wild. and you constantly see the same images repeated and repeated, the cat (which is so obvious its stupid), the mirror (the look into the future and the past at the same time-these girls looking at themselves because they realized they've changed, and are changing and like who theyve become.) the curtains being swept back (not necessarily about letting the light in, but also about how these girls are truly being exposed.)  i love the idea that these girls are able to swap back n forth between the realms of childhood and womanhood, its like theyre supernatural because they can be whichever they wanna be whenever the wanna be.  thats not something you can do for long, they have an advantage over people and a disadvantage at the same time because theyre almost vulnerable because of it.  haha i could go on about this foreverr.  some people think his work is pedophiliac but its not even about that. at all. people just cant accept art for art and try to find a deeper emotion within urself. its not about the girls and that they happen to be somewhat revealing.  its more about harnessing that 'supernatural' power of being able to flip flop between girlhood and womanhood, and forcing you as the viewer to be intrigued by something that is so taboo. ugh okay i'm done i guess...i just love how there is deeper meaning to things, and i love trying to figure out all these questions in art and in music. PS the name of that painting is Therese Dreaming, by Balthus.